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tylerchokely:

is he ok

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thedovahcat:

empyrien:

alizabug:

I’ve posted this before but this gives me strength when I have none

IVE WATCHED THIS A MILLION TIMES AND ITS NEVER NOT FUNNY

AHAGDHJk SHIT

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improbablenormality:

shelbysbutt:

aanubis:

ungrammaticholiday:

yggdrasilly:

christmasblogger:

Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

oh my god

NOOOOOOO

they all gasped like OHHH

IM CRYING IM PHYSICALLY CRYING HE FALLS AND THERE ALL LIKE WHAAAAWHOA U OK BRO AND HE GETS UP LIKE *SIGH* YEAH ITS FINE

I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE LIKE HE FALLS AND THEY’RE ALL LAUGHING AND HE GETS UP AND IS LIKE “FUCK YOU GUYS”

benaddicted-to-cumberbatch
ticktockclockwork

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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rainymeadows:

somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

Someone write a book about this.

bootsnblossoms
Our salvation from reality is the imaginary.

- R.M.  (via orphan-soul)

Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes. So if imagining tea, toast, and indiscreet tickling with Tom Hiddleston makes a long, miserable day shorter and entirely more sparkly, imagine it. 

If you’re buried under essays, responsibilities, your own inertia, and yet you hope to one day accept a BAFTA, an Oscar, a peace prize, imagine that. 

We have the power to change our lives and sometimes that power starts right in our heads, imagining a good life, the life we want.

So bloody hell, imagine.

(via atlinmerrick)